Kickass Summery

The story starts out with this one kid in high school that is not noticed by any girls and he has very nerdy friends. He has a crush on a girl and he wants her to be his girlfriend. He asked at a ice-cream parlor with his friends why can’t people be superheroes. His friends didn’t really support his idea because they think that you need superpowers to be a super hero. Then this rich kid from his school tried to ask this rich kid to be his friend then his bodyguard didn’t even let him talk to him. He got robbed with his friend and someone was watching and didn’t call the police or nothing. He bought a scuba suit of the Internet after he got robbed because he wants to be a real life super hero. In the meantime this mafia is having problems by losing men and steeling their drugs. They were accusing this man because the Russians said that he stool the drugs and kept all the money to himself and then the mafia killed him. The guy in charge of the mafia in this movie is the rich kids dad and he took him to the movies and his friends went right passed them. When he got home he got his scuba suit and he’s going to try to kick some butt. Meanwhile these people are secret superheroes that are secret superheroes. They are only dad and daughter training for something. Shooting her daughter in the chest for training with a armor proof vest and doing it over and over again. After that they went bowling and got something to eat and the dad asked what do you want for your birthday and she said weapons. The guy in the scuba suit is not called Kickass and he is training on daring stuff and he was scared. The same robbers from last time are stealing a car and he was so pissed off and he wanted revenge that he wanted to beat them up for all those times they robbed Kickass. But he got shanked and got ran over buy a car and no one called the police. Kickass begged the medic by not telling anybody about the scuba suit. In the meantime the rich kid knows about the mafia thing because he snoops around by their door and listens to them and his dad is talking about what happened to the drugs and kind of thinks that he killed an innocent man. The meantime of that meantime the father of the daughter is drawing the leader of the same mafia and he looks like he’s obsessed with him trying to do something to him. Her daughter got two certain types of knifes for her birthday. Sometime later Kickass got a whole bunch of replacement body parts because he got ran over with the car and he feels like that he is even more awesome. A rumor is going around that Kickass is gay and his girl he likes want to have coffee with him because they think he is gay and plus people feel sorry about him. Now Kickass is asking people if you seen this cat because he is trying to save this cat and then he finds this ca on the aboard and then he fell off the victim in the chase and he beat up the bad guys up and saved his life. People recorded it and it has been a phenomenal performance on the Internet and the news. Now he’s going out with his crush having coffee with her and she still think that she is gay. He is still lying to her. Her crush is getting abused from some drug dealers and he is going to try to beat them up. He is going to try to stop the abusers of her crush and the dad and daughter helped him because he was about to lose. You know those secret super heroes that are steeling the drug money. The secret superhero dad and daughter saved his life. Kickass went back home and went to sleep then they went to his house and said to contact them. In the meantime the mafia thinks that Kickass killed the drug dealers and he wants Kickass dead. The secret super heroes friend police officer gave his friend a warning. In the meantime the mafia killed the imposter of Kickass. Kickass girl BFF wishes that he’s not gay and the truth is that he is not gay. The dad in charge of the mafia and his son had a idea to make a new superhero and capture Kickass that way. Kickass got a email from redmist the new superhero that the mafia made and he is going to answer his email and do some crime fighting. The fact is that the crime they are going to fight is fake frauds from the mafia and people have already been there the place was on fire. The secret superhero Big daddy killed them all. Then red mist brought the teddy bear to back to his place to show his day. It had a camera in the teddy bear and it showed the whole fight. Kickass was freaking out and he had no one to talk about it. He always dreamed of being of a superhero and he had one last thing he had to do. Visit his girlfriend in his scuba suit and they got together and she knows and she’s not going to tell anybody. He got a whole bunch of emails from Redmist and he says he needs to meet and he’s planning on capturing the guys who killed the mafia guys. Kickass and redmist met bigdaddy and hitgirl and they got captured and hitgirl got shot in the chest. Bigdaddy and Kickass got taken hostage online and it was all over the news and Kickass and bigdaddy got beat-up and hitgirl saved Kickass life and bigdaddy got burned to death online. Then Kickass and hitgirl got revenge and the dad in charge of the mafia and the police officer took hitgirl in a real school and Kickass watched over her. The end